How does one go about divorcing one's dogsitter? When one works 70 - 80 hour weeks and is actually home 5 days a month, one's dogsitter is a very important person. Without the dogsitter, the dog would be sad and lonely... getting walked twice a day and spending a few hours at the grandparents' house. That's no life for my son... the love of my life.
So, I stay married to the dogsitter -- for the kid's sake.
2 comments:
You can hire an actual dogsitter to come to your house and hang out with your dog.
And I bet it's cheaper than staying in a stinky marriage. Not literally, but figuratively... But you already know that :)
You do like the neighbor across the street, you have the teenager next door come over and let the dog out, and then take it home with him, so he's not lonely....then you pick up the happy dog when you get home, and shower him with love and doggie treats.
(((HUGS)))
Nancy
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